16 Really Annoying Facebookers

By Katelyn Stuart

Facebook has become the norm for people to learn (and stalk) about other’s lives. Whether you’re trying to find out where so-and-so is this weekend (Yes, people SERIOUSLY do this.) Or you’re just scrolling down the time-consuming news feed of boredom to take up your time, either way you’re on Facebook. More than likely, you're being annoyed by one of these awful Facebook statuses.

16 Really Annoying Facebookers..

1. You tell us about your boring day
  
If you’re annoying Facebook status sounds anything like the following, then we’re talking to you:

• Just woke up, going to eat some cereal and watch TV to relax. (NO one cares)
  
• Just cooked breakfast and it was yummy, now going to run errands. (Did you cook breakfast for me? Ok then I don’t care.)
  
• I feel like crap today, going to lay down and relax. (Again, we don’t care, sorry.)

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2. Sharing racy photos of your pushed up cleavage
Yo, save that for your boyfriend/girlfriend. This goes for guys as well which brings me to number 4.

3. Males, We don't want a mirror selfie of your abs
 OK, it’s cool that you have abs and they’re probably really sexy- but honestly if I wanted to see sexy abs, I would go Google Ryan Gosling or someone worth drooling over.

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4. You complain about your relationship and then you get back together the next day
FACE your problems, don’t FACEBOOK them. Stop airing out your dirty laundry, no one needs to know that your boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on you. (It kind of makes you look bad too.) Especially if you decide to get back together with them the next day. DELETE.

5. You call people out without calling them out
It's called Vaguebooking. So you've obviously got yourself into a pickle and someone has pissed you off. If you’re going to post “I’m so mad- how could someone do this to me!” Then be prepared to answer your friends when they ask what’s wrong. & if you’re one of those people who writes “I don’t want to talk about it right now.” Then I’m talking to you too.

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6.  Starting a group chat with your entire friends list
  It’s just NOT fair. Most people have no idea how to “leave the conversation” and then they’re stuck with 5968 message notifications.

7.  A selfie a day, does not keep the doctor away
Although we love to see your face, spare us please, and limit your “selfies.” I’m sure your mother and grandmother love your daily photos, but your friends could do without, I promise.

8. You've sent 26 messages in a row and have gotten no reply
 Dude, if you've sent even three Facebook messages to a certain someone and have received no reply, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. STOP being creepy. Just stop.

9. Candy Crush invites
Or any other game invites, Just no.

10. Poking
is creepy, don't do it.

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11. You brag 24/7 about your PERFECT life
Let’s be honest- 98% of your friends are on the verge of punching you through the computer if you type “Perfect” one more time. 
Nothing in life is P E R F E C T.
Nothing.

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12. Humble Bragging
"So someone who looks like “Jake Gyllenhaal” just told me I’m beautiful. Ewe creep- just leave me alone."
 Haha, you’re not fooling anyone. We would ALL love to be called beautiful by a Jake Gyllenhaal-look-a-like. Rock it!

13. Negative Emotional Posts
 Don’t be negative about every little thing, see the bright side, and stop annoying your FB friends. 

14. Sharing Gruesome Photos/Videos
Please stop sharing the bloody, gruesome, sad videos & pictures. It holds no value to any of your readers. 

15. Sharing a photo so “The Demon Doesn't Hurt Your Family.”
C’mon.. people, you're spamming the news feed here.

In conclusion, If your status primarily serves YOU and does NOTHING for your readers, don't post it. 


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